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The latest news and updates about the PlayaQ, the Burning Man performance BBQ camp.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Pay Your Dues, Rev. Back from Anguilla

The Rev. is back from Anguilla and I have discovered that so far only ONE person had paid thier dues so far - get on it. I busted my ass to make sure the dues payment was up and running, so show some respect and pay your damn dues. NOW.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Rev. Smoke Off to Anguilla

I'm heading to Anguilla to serve as Best Man for two friends' wedding. I will be out of touch unti next Tuesday. Please pay your dues. If you need an account and want to join, there will be a membership request form posted soon, but in the meantime contact hmfic [at] playaq.com or use the contact form to request membership.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Dues Payment

I think the beta functionality should now work for dues payment. Please login and give it a shot by going here.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

What kind of idiot can't make bacon

Howdy all,

Just wanted to give a wee update on some of the art projects. First off, there are no Rock Star Dinners, so don't even ask (but if you do ask, ask me so I can tell you why we don't have them).

The Carne Armada is coming along ship shape I would expect, haven't heard from the Admiral, I guess he lost my cell phone number, so if ANYONE needs to call me (yes, I still do things the Al Bell way), 305.304.0898.

Fire Bar, that top secret, the rev is keeping all plans under wraps.

QPS, my pet project for the year is starting to take shape. While in SF, I had a long talk with Harley (head of theme camps) about the project and she was quite amused (that is if rolling your eyes, going what else will you crazy fuckers think of next means amused), and she's going to work directly with me and my delivery coordinator, a virgin named Bubblz, to identify the most deserving camps in the most appropriate order. If we do it 6 days, that 2 hours (i.e. 4:00 and 5:00) on each day for 4 days and 2 days for the art projects, one in the esplanade ring, one in deep space. I've priced out 2 small portable hot boxes that can carry 4 full sheet pans a piece so that means 8 camps a day for a total of 48 lucky QPS receipients of the week. We're scavenging Idaho lookin' for a woman named nipples who has a flying saucer were allowed to use, and if anyone has a line a good, cheap, gas powered 4 person art car that is on the small side, I'd be interested in talkin.

But now the real reason for this post. Don't you think that the Head of our Camp, the one that leads by example, works as hard as anyone, should fuckin' learn how to cook bacon. It constantly amazes me that here is a normally bright jack ass who just can't seem to figure out to cook bacon. Oh, he tries to cover it up by using an authoritative command like, cook me some bacon bitch, but it's really a poor excuse for his horrible insecurity about not being able to even cook perhaps the most easy of fried meat ('cept maybe brown and serve sausage, but I bet he has problems with that). The PlayaQ has had a long standing tradition of the leaders of the camp be willing to do any job that needs done, and yet somehow, this year's co-HMFIC of camp can't even cook bacon. It really just amazes me. Therefore, in a demonstration of tough love, I'm encouraging that NO ONE in camp cook bacon for willy until he can prove to us that he can, in fact, cook bacon himself. For the whole camp. I think Tuesday morning would be a good day for a Willy's Bacon Bonanza.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

chef pimp blogs

This is my first blog.
It is a test blob.
Had it been a real blog....
Mayhem may occor.

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My God, It's a FOON!!!!!

Hello Qsters:

This year, along with our super cool Q-Camp necklaces, we want all campers with the Q to have their very own FOON!!!

What is a FOON!!! you ask (yes, it is always spelled in CAPITAL letters with no less than 2 exclamation marks!!!)

Why thank you for asking, a FOON!!!! is a nifty device invented last year by Q-Camper Seven. It an amazingly simply, and ultimately wonderful combination of a spoon and a fork. Far better than those cheap plastic sporks you got in elementary school with your nasty-ass school lunches, a FOON!!!! is what you can eat PlayaQ Camp Lunch with and look extra cool while doing it. Everyone will ask, "Where did you get that... that... that amazing THING??!?!"

"Oh, my FOON!!!! Yeah, all Q-Campers get one, it's because we're just that cool.", you'll respond nonchalantly as you twirl your FOON!!! around between you fingers with cunning dexterity.

And for all those hippies out there, know that by providing all our Q-Campers with FOONS!!!!!, we're lowering our solid waste output, descreasing the world's carbon foot print, conserving energy and helping stop world over-population (FOONS!!! are proven to reducde the likelihood of unwanted pregnancy).

So to get every Q-Camper their very own FOON!!!! We need to being collecting large, sterling silver, forks and spoons. That's right folks... sterling silver, and you said you never got anything with your dues. Raid your mother's silver chest, toss your grandmothers mattress, do whatever it takes, but go get'em. Then, once you have abscounded all the silver you can muster, send it to Grillmaster Kinski who is the Q's designated FOON!!!-maker.

We'll send out that information soon, and don't bother asking him, he doesn't even know he's our FOON!!! maker. Not yet, at least, we'll probably tell him someday, hopefully soon, the man burns in... well, something over 100 days... I hope...

Burn On,

tSB

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