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Monday, May 7, 2007

What kind of idiot can't make bacon

Howdy all,

Just wanted to give a wee update on some of the art projects. First off, there are no Rock Star Dinners, so don't even ask (but if you do ask, ask me so I can tell you why we don't have them).

The Carne Armada is coming along ship shape I would expect, haven't heard from the Admiral, I guess he lost my cell phone number, so if ANYONE needs to call me (yes, I still do things the Al Bell way), 305.304.0898.

Fire Bar, that top secret, the rev is keeping all plans under wraps.

QPS, my pet project for the year is starting to take shape. While in SF, I had a long talk with Harley (head of theme camps) about the project and she was quite amused (that is if rolling your eyes, going what else will you crazy fuckers think of next means amused), and she's going to work directly with me and my delivery coordinator, a virgin named Bubblz, to identify the most deserving camps in the most appropriate order. If we do it 6 days, that 2 hours (i.e. 4:00 and 5:00) on each day for 4 days and 2 days for the art projects, one in the esplanade ring, one in deep space. I've priced out 2 small portable hot boxes that can carry 4 full sheet pans a piece so that means 8 camps a day for a total of 48 lucky QPS receipients of the week. We're scavenging Idaho lookin' for a woman named nipples who has a flying saucer were allowed to use, and if anyone has a line a good, cheap, gas powered 4 person art car that is on the small side, I'd be interested in talkin.

But now the real reason for this post. Don't you think that the Head of our Camp, the one that leads by example, works as hard as anyone, should fuckin' learn how to cook bacon. It constantly amazes me that here is a normally bright jack ass who just can't seem to figure out to cook bacon. Oh, he tries to cover it up by using an authoritative command like, cook me some bacon bitch, but it's really a poor excuse for his horrible insecurity about not being able to even cook perhaps the most easy of fried meat ('cept maybe brown and serve sausage, but I bet he has problems with that). The PlayaQ has had a long standing tradition of the leaders of the camp be willing to do any job that needs done, and yet somehow, this year's co-HMFIC of camp can't even cook bacon. It really just amazes me. Therefore, in a demonstration of tough love, I'm encouraging that NO ONE in camp cook bacon for willy until he can prove to us that he can, in fact, cook bacon himself. For the whole camp. I think Tuesday morning would be a good day for a Willy's Bacon Bonanza.

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