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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
My God, It's a FOON!!!!!
Hello Qsters:
This year, along with our super cool Q-Camp necklaces, we want all campers with the Q to have their very own FOON!!!
What is a FOON!!! you ask (yes, it is always spelled in CAPITAL letters with no less than 2 exclamation marks!!!)
Why thank you for asking, a FOON!!!! is a nifty device invented last year by Q-Camper Seven. It an amazingly simply, and ultimately wonderful combination of a spoon and a fork. Far better than those cheap plastic sporks you got in elementary school with your nasty-ass school lunches, a FOON!!!! is what you can eat PlayaQ Camp Lunch with and look extra cool while doing it. Everyone will ask, "Where did you get that... that... that amazing THING??!?!"
"Oh, my FOON!!!! Yeah, all Q-Campers get one, it's because we're just that cool.", you'll respond nonchalantly as you twirl your FOON!!! around between you fingers with cunning dexterity.
And for all those hippies out there, know that by providing all our Q-Campers with FOONS!!!!!, we're lowering our solid waste output, descreasing the world's carbon foot print, conserving energy and helping stop world over-population (FOONS!!! are proven to reducde the likelihood of unwanted pregnancy).
So to get every Q-Camper their very own FOON!!!! We need to being collecting large, sterling silver, forks and spoons. That's right folks... sterling silver, and you said you never got anything with your dues. Raid your mother's silver chest, toss your grandmothers mattress, do whatever it takes, but go get'em. Then, once you have abscounded all the silver you can muster, send it to Grillmaster Kinski who is the Q's designated FOON!!!-maker.
We'll send out that information soon, and don't bother asking him, he doesn't even know he's our FOON!!! maker. Not yet, at least, we'll probably tell him someday, hopefully soon, the man burns in... well, something over 100 days... I hope...
Burn On,
tSB
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